| 3 | David Batra: Elefanten i rummet. | |
| 3 | Dave Chappelle: What's in a name. | |
| 3 | Free Guy | Ryan Reynolds living in a computer game as an NPC. |
| 3 | Don't look up | An asteroid is about to hit earth, and nobody cares. A comedy play on climate change. |
| 2 | Bright | Will Smith is a cop with an Orc coworker. There's elves too. |
| 2 | Army of the Dead 2021 | Social intelligent zombies, basically monster-humans. |
| 2 | Red Notice | Ryan Reynolds and The Rock do Indiana Jones stuff. |
| 3.3 | Downsizing | A bit of comedy, but bigger than that. |
| 2.5 | Black Widow | Marvel Explosions and fights you've seen before. |
| 3 | Dave Chappelle - The Closer 2021 | N-etflix |
| 2 | Blood Red Sky | |
| 2 | Mercury Rising (1998) | |
| 2 | Resort to Love | |
| 2 | Death Wish (2018) | |
| 2 | Army of the Dead (2021) | |
| 2 | Fast and Furious Kalvin and Hobbs | |
| 2 | Chernobyl 1986 (russian with eng dub) | |
| 2 | Lyrro (2018) | |
| 2 | Borat 2 | anti-trump |
| 3 | Paul | ok comedy |
| 2 | Hoaxed | don't remember |
| 3 | Serpico | Just as expected, no surprises. |
| 2.5 | Star Wars 9 - The Rise of Skywalker (2019) | Yet another crap nostalgia-teasing random pile of scenes. Forced scenes. What's the hobbit doing there? couldn't find any other actor? |
| 2.0 | The Cloverfield Paradox | Silly horror in space. |
| 3.5 | Joe Rogan: Triggered () | Fun stand-up. |
| 2.5 | Joker | Depressing. |
| 3 | Ferris Bueller's day off | The lack of reflection on rich kids is crazy. |
| 3.5 | Terminator: Dark Fate | The predictable comebacks of arnold and sarah connor takes away rather than adding to the movie. |
| 2 | Reformisten - den kvinnliga imamen | |
| 3.5 | Joe Rogan: Strange Times (2018) | Fun stand-up. |
| 3 | Spider-Man 2: Far from Home | Childish action-movie. |
| 3.5 | 12 Angry Men | A jury tries to decide if a boy is guilty of murder. |
| 3 | Avengers 4: Endgame | Like a clipshow with try-hard tear producers. |
| 3.3 | Alita: Battle Angel | Apparently an Anime-movie. Action, sci-fi, 99% computer-graphics. Some feels, and some gigantic simplified weird plot choices, as if chosen to make the movie shorter. |
| 3.2 | Captain Marvel | Pretty ok action with some jokes. Not too girlpowerish. The Terminator 2 "homage" wasn't cool, shown mostly in the deleted scenes. |
| 2.5 | Isn't it romantic | rom-com with predictable jokes and story. |
| 2 | Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse | Low FPS cartoon with unexciting action. |
| 2 | This Is Spinal Tap | Fake rockband docu, but could've been real with some added jokes. |
| 3.2 | The Predator (2018) | More action and comedy. |
| 3 | Transcendence | Less weak if you've heard discussions about AI by e.g. Sam Harris. |
| 3.5 | Passengers | Similar to the Las man on Earth tv-series, but in space. First half is good, 2nd half becomes traditional Hollywood. |
| 3 | Islam and the Future of Tolerance | Mostly a recap if you have listened to all of Sam's podcast episodes. |
| 2.5 | Religulous | Rightful mocking of religions |
| 2.5 | The Handmaid's Tale (1990) | 109min movie to tell a 20min story |
| 3 | Ant-man 2 | |
| 3.1 | Deadpool 2 | Comedy and violence. |
| 3 | Han Solo - Star Wars (10) | Not completely worthless. |
| 2.5 | Avengers 3: Infinity War | +0.1 for comedy and vfx, -0.5 for stupid Wakanda crap. bad story. |
| 2 | Ready Player One | A steaming pile of massively produced dog shit from Hollywood. Use of old songs to make you nostalgic, references to games and movies to make you feel familiar. As expected, the story and rules of the game are pure random, and merely excuses for action scenes. Every part of the collection of scenes that is trying to mimic a movie, are laughably predictable. |
| 2 | Black Panther 2018 (marvel) | Worst marvel movie so far. bad actors, annoying accent, predictable story, logic makes no sense. stupid religion and grinding wheat manually in the super high tech kingdom where everyone fight with swords. fucking lip-disks? no good jokes. bad and silly music, annoying dancing. super shallow characters. as usual 2 extra end-clips with more crap. |
| 2.5 | Star Wars 8(9): The Last Jedi (+deleted scenes) | Congratulations on a movie without a death star. |
| 4 | Thor 3: Ragnarok | 2 extra end-clips. |
| 4 | Blade Runner 2 | More blader, even runnier. The 3 short inbetweenquels start with 45 second spoilers for the movie, good job! |
| 2.8 | Death Note USA (2017) | Curious to see because of previous movies, but got nothing new. Maybe more fun if this is your first death note movie. |
| 2.5 | Despicable Me 3 | Same but weaker. |
| 2.5 | X-Men 10: Logan (Wolverine 2017) | It's the year 2029 and the only technological improvement is self-driving trucks on the highway. Wolverine kills people for 2 hours. |
| 3.5 | Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017) | Pretty good for such a silly character. |
| 3.5 | Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 | Pretty fun comedy in fantasy-space. has like 5 extra clips during credits. |
| 3.2 | Crazy, Stupid, Love. (2011) | Romantic comedy, but mostly just comedy. |
| 2.8 | Resident Evil 6: The Final Chapter (2016) | A few jump-scares. Less visually nice than the previous. |
| 3.8 | Alien: Covenant (2017. Alien 5 / Prometheus 2) | -0.1 for too obvious plot twist, -0.1 for stupid people. |
| 3.5 | Life (2017) | Standard horror on a space station around earth |
| 4 | Ghost in the shell | A more coherent live action version of the old anime. |
| 2 | Annabelle | typical haunted doll, ghosts, devil, satan, priest, jump scare |
| 3.2 | Star Wars 8 (? )Rogue One 2016 | swep4 prequel. annoying fanservice, but ignoring that, it had a pretty good comic relief character for the first time, and no stupid force all the time. |
| 2.5 | Arrival | Pretentious old idea drawn out from 20min to 2h. |
| 3 | Doctor Strange | Mindless fantasy action with some jokes. |
| 2.9 | Hunger Games 4 mockingjay part2 | At least there's some fast paced zombies and resident evil traps in the 2nd half. Last 30mins is just dragged out nothingness and could be skipped. |
| 2.5 | Hunger Games 3 mockingjay part1 | The story continues. Child-mind compatible plot. |
| 2.5 | Hunger Games 2 catching fire | More of the same, but less. |
| 4 | Star Trek 13: Beyond | Action movie set in the Star Trek universe. |
| 3.2 | 10 Cloverfield Lane | Claustrophobic horror. Only slightly related to the other movie. |
| 2 | Battle Royale 2 | Incoherent mess. |
| 3 | Vice (2015, Westworld 3) | A modernized Westworld, not set in western and not much inside vice. |
| 2.5 | Futureworld (1976, Westworld 2) | Similar to the first one, in space settting, but more behind the scenes. |
| 2.5 | Westworld (1973) | Slow goofy light scifi with western theme. Luckily just 1h24m long. |
| 3.3 | Captain America 3 | action |
| 3 | The Hunger Games 1 | (from year 2012) Americanized copy of Battle Royale. Higher production values, more expensive cameras, silly CGI, 5th-element style makeup, cheesy music. Lacks the self-awareness of BR and doesn't have a single joke or comic relief moment. Takes itself way too seriously, yet throws in some kind of materialized hologram monsters destroying the little illusion of a real world there was. Throwing in expensive famous actors as usual only ruins the immersion even more, as they're so damn typecast by now. |
| 4 | Battle Royale | (from year 2000) Japanese survival horror/splatter/comedy/action. |
| 3.9 | Deadpool | Comedy superhero with unnecessarily graphic violence and silly cgi guy. The meta / 4th-wall jokes are fun in a one-liner kind of way, but DC will never get a Marvelesque universe from this. |
| 3.1 | World War Z | Starts out ok. Fun fluid dynamics for the hordes. |
| 3.5 | Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015) | Starts off with a promising semi-new story, but quickly turns into a nostalgia-fest, where every scene is about recognizing things from previous movies. A bunch of scenes just plain copied, like the bar, the I'm-your-father, and worst of all, a 3rd(!) death star. Exactly the things I feared would be in the movie. Question: why are there creatures the main characters can talk to but we don't get subtitles for? |
| 3.3 | Ant-Man | Honey, I Shrunk the Kids, but with more action and a few jokes. |
| 3 | The Avengers 2: Age of Ultron | Only worth seeing cause it randomly ties into the Agents of Shield series. |
| 3 | Limitless | A drug makes a man smarter. He uses it to make money on the stock market. |
| 3 | Silent Hill 2: Revelation | Cool visuals. Straight forward story. |
| 3.2 | Captain America 2 | a little better action movie with more story related to the SHIELD arc. funny how Captain America is against real-world America. |
| 3.1 | Thor 2: The Dark World | .1 extra for swedish humour. |
| 3 | Iron Man 3 | More action and comedy. (every marvel movie has post-credits footage) |
| 3.3 | The Avengers 1 | Ridiculous fighting, some fun lines, and a bunch of weird illogical decisions. |
| 2.5 | Captain America 1 | Typical uninspiring story with lame superhero. |
| 3 | Thor 1 | Plus for charm, minus for silly flash gordon style gods. |
| 3.5 | Iron Man 2 | Action and comedy. (has post-credits story) |
| 4 | The Martian | Realistic-trying sci-fi about surviving on Mars. |
| 2 | Maggie | Like a mediocre Walking Dead episode drawn-out to 90mins. |
| 2 | The Mummy 2: Returns | action |
| 2 | Night at the Museum 2: Secret of the Tomb | as expected |
| 5 | Terminator 5: Genisys | If you aren't bothered with time-travelling paradoxes, there is much fun action in this one. It made me smile. |
| 2.5 | Big Hero 6 | Forgettable disney cartoon. Amusing for the moment. |
| 4 | The Thirteenth Floor | Goofy scifi-detective-1930's. As usual you have to ignore the computer technobabble to enjoy. |
| 4 | Chappie | AI gets raised by crazy parents. |
| 3.9 | Ex Machina | AI testing cut a little short. |
| 2.5 | Monsters Inc. 2: Monsters University | Forced prequel |
| 2.5 | The Raid | Judge Dredd in Indonesia |
| 3.5 | Mad Max 4: Fury Road | The fast and the furious in the desert. Short on story. Continuous action. |
| 4 | Interstellar | |
| 2.9 | The LEGO Movie | |
| 3.5 | Maleficent | Well made children's fairy tale with predictable cliché talk. Yet, entertaining and pretty fun. |
| 2 | My Neighbor Totoro | Slightly depressing children's cartoon. Painted in old-style low-fps. Screaming voice actors. tldw: children use fantasy to not think about depressing reality. |
| 3.5 | Edge of Tomorrow | Groundhog day meets Starship Troopers. |
| 2.5 | Godzilla (2014) | Brings nothing new. Standard "hero" plot with american family split up, crazy old man who is correct, and american army advertisement. |
| 2.5 | Guardians of the Galaxy | 2 minutes of sentimental story followed by 2 hours of random cgi action with unpredictable superheroes/villans x-men-style wrapped up in typical disney nonsense generic package. I was looking for a reality diversion, but this just left me bored. |
| 3.5 | Her | SciFi about AI(?) love. |
| 2 | Fast and Furious 1 | Bad writing of both story and dialogue. The movie is made for watching fast cars driving mostly straight forward, looking at cool guys and halfdressed women, and listening to loud music and engines. |
| 3.5 | Despicable Me 2 | Rewatched and re-evaluated the first one too to 3.5. |
| 3 | Robocop 2013 | A bit better than the original, but not much added to it. |
| 2.5 | Gravity | A 10 minute scene from another movie you've already seen is extended into 85 minutes. Really bad sound mix with the excuse that there's no sound in space. Mainstream people wouldn't have bothered with the movie if it hadn't been for the 2 star actors. I guess you could show it to your small kids as their first space-movie experience. |
| 3.8 | Riddick 3 (2013) | A mix of Aliens and Friday the 13th. Would've been a solid 4 score if it hadn't been for the barely handled shell story, pre/post main-movie. |
| 2.9 | Indie game the movie | Not sure who's more pretentious, the filmers or the filmed. Some fun parts looking into the crazy people making these games, and some non-exciting parts made to look exciting by the film makers. |
| 2.5 | Minecraft: The Story of Mojang | Nothing new. They don't even mention external tools like MCEdit for making worlds and converting from other modelling software. |
| 4.5 | The Adventures of Tintin | Solid animated comedy adventure. |
| 3.5 | The World's End | Shaun of the dead / Hot Fuzz - remixed, light. |
| 3.2 | Elysium | Contains some sci-fi tech. |
| 4 | Surrogates | Pretty simple sci-fi. |
| 5 | Star Trek 12: Into Darkness | Almost as good as Star Trek movies can get. No need for the nods to the original movies though. |
| 3 | Wreck-It Ralph | A good cartoon for kids. |
| 5 | Seeking a Friend for the End of the World | Perfect. Steve Carell is also the perfect actor for this role. |
| 2.5 | Moonrise Kingdom | An exercise in pointlessness. Typical hyped Wes Andersson. Could possibly be filed under "feel-good movies". |
| 4.5 | Total Recall (2012 remake) | More of a homage to the original. Expecting almost a side by side remake, everything different is refreshing and welcome. In many ways a much better story than the original, with most goofyness removed. |
| 4 | Safety Not Guaranteed | A bit like K-Pax, but more about relations. |
| 3.7 | Looper | A mix of old movies and tv-series put together in an okay fashion. |
| 2 | Iron Sky | Saying the words "Nazis on the moon" out loud is more fun than watching this movie. Seen the trailer and liked it? Good, that's enough, now watch some other movie and pretend you've seen this one already. |
| 3.9 | The Cabin in the Woods | Joss Whedon goes Saw/Cube. |
| 3 | Resident Evil 5: Retribution | Special effects ballet. |
| 4.1 | Prometheus | Alien-like Alien-prequel, but not as good. |
| 4 | Dark Shadows | Tim Burton / Johnny Depp -style. Vampire with 70's style people. |
| 2.9 | The Shadow | Some mix of superhero movie and film noir from 1994. Starts out so goofy I thought it was a mid-80's action movie like 'Big Trouble in Little China', but double checking the year of making made me rethink what was happening. The movie gets better after a while, especially if you assume the actors and writers are exaggerating on purpose and doing it with humour. Had it been more serious 80's goofiness, it would have been much worse. |
| 2 | Without a paddle | American comedy, predictable as such. Feels like I've seen it before, but impossible to tell if I have or if it was another movie. |
| 4 | Black Dynamite | 70's blacksploitation action comedy from 2009 |
| 3.0 | Zoolander | Source of memes |
| 3.7 | Source Code | Groundhog Day minus the comedy but with added scifi-mystery. Sane length (90mins). Not much to complain about! |
| 3.1 | Super | Comedy/gore with good actors, however the gore/violence isn't fun, just disturbing. Also contains a scene probably nobody reacted to: (SPOILER) |
| 3.5 | Tucker & Dale vs Evil | Sock and Alpha take part in a Final Destination style forest cabin college kid movie. |
| 3.1 | Despicable Me | Typical Pixar/Disney cartoon, although it's not made by them, so "congrats" I guess. |
| 3.5 | Machete | Typical Rodriguez fake-70's cliché splatter action. |
| 4.5 | Resident Evil 4: Afterlife | Amazing visuals, action and suspense. Everything you could wish for in an over-the-top monster action movie. |
| 3.5 | Inception | Dream inside a dream plot twists. The movie is too long, doesn't explore the whole idea much, and adds very little to what you can imagine from my first sentence. |
| 4 | Predators | A slight reboot of the series. More goodies for fans of the Predator universe. Works for nono-fans too! |
| 3 | The Expendables | I expected stupid generic action and got just that. Felt nothing for the people in the movie nor the plot. Some amusing one-liner here and there that made the movie not drop below a 3. |
| over 9000 | Scott Pilgrim vs. the World | High-action comedy/love stuff. Good movies like this don't make your mind wander elsewhere. Perfect for gamers like me. Tech joke alert: I could see the pixels even though it was a blurry. |
| 3.1 | Date Night | Starts of fine in Carell drama style, but then devolves into a standard comedy-action movie. |
| 2.9 | Død Snø | Standard zombie story, a few new splatter tricks but no laughs. Beautiful norweigan landscape though. |
| 2 | Bruno | Shit |
| 3 | Avatar | Typical disney cartoon with predictable story. Adding a few new geektoys doesn't make a new story. Because of all the hype I expected amazing CGI, but it was all average and always obviuos. The story would've fit in a movie half the length. Watch it to pass the time, slowly. As always, these movies have stupidly boring Enya-like generic whining music. Moral: you never go full avatard! |
| 3 | Sherlock Holmes | Braindead action movie with karate Holmes. Cheap CGI. |
| 2.5 | 2012 | Boring predictable CGI-fest. |
| 4 | Capitalism: A Love Story | Typical Michael Moore movie. Good content and intentions, but hard to know how exact the facts are. |
| 3.5 | The International | Enjoyable Clive Owen action and story, except the non-hollywood ending. |
| 3.2 | Zombieland | Yawntastic Hollywood kisses its own butt. Thankfully it is short. .1 for zombies and another .1 for some joke i can't remember. |
| 3.5 | Tomb Raider 1 & 2 | Mindless action filled with crap clichés and unnecessary choices just to give us cool visuals. Also: smashing bugger. |
| 4 | The Boondock Saints | Fun mafia/crime/action/comedy. |
| 3 | Coraline | Obvious moral but otherwise cute drugged experience. |
| 4 | Moon | Good but depressing sci-fi. |
| 4.2 | Terminator 4: Salvation | Lovely return of the terminators. They did this well without Arnold, almost :/ |
| 4 | District 9 | Sci-fi not taking place in USA, and it's not just braindead action. |
| 3 | Up | Pretty fun Disney cartoon. |
| 3.3 | Transformers 1+2 | Mindless action movie for kids. |
| 3.5 | Idiocracy | A glimpse of USA a couple of years from now, or are they already there? A couple of good laughs and a nice apocalyptically painted future. |
| 5 | Star Trek 11 (2009) | Brilliant action from start to end. Not very trekish, but still plays in that universe. Hopefully this will appeal to a wider audience and we can get more and deeper movies after this one, a new series would be nice too. |
| 3.5 | X-Men Origins: Wolverine | Fun fantasy action, but like with the other x-men movies, they throw in a bunch of mutants with random powers which just makes it confusing. When anyone suddenly can do anything, there's not much cleverness needed by the writers. "oh they need to get through a wall, throw in a guy with super laser beams from his eyes" |
| 2.5 | Bolt | Predictable Disney cartoon. |
| 3 | My name is Bruce | Bruce Campbell in Evil Dead-ish like acting, but blander. |
| 2 | You're Welcome, America - A Final Night With George W Bush | Will Ferrell stand-up comedy. Some fun, but not enough. |
| 3 | Race to witch mountain | Car chase with The Rock. Disney-style kids. |
| 3 | Bedtime Stories | Adam Sandler style Disney-restricted comedy. |
| 3 | Ghost Town | Ricky Gervais in a pretty dark comedy. |
| 4 | The 90's, Ett Försvarstal | 1h45m känns som 30min när Schyffert håller en monolog på scen. Lysande framförande och jag känner igen allt han pratar om, jag antar att det är pga min ålder. |
| 3.5 | Yes Man | A mix of Liar Liar and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. |
| 3.5 | How to Lose Friends and Alienate People | Part fun, part cringy. Displaying what probably is true in the high-class New York. The movie needn't be very ironic or go over the edge, cause reality there is already that horrible. |
| 3 | 007 Quantum of Solace | Worst Bond film ever. Complete lack of smart story and cool gadgets (ms surface?). Big explosions just cause we need to have some? No brilliant evil plot. The ending was an anti-climax, I honestly thought the movie still had an hour or so to go, and suddenly the whole thing |
| 3.5 | Napoleon Dynamite | Rednecks stuck in the 80's doing things that will make you cringe. |
| 3.5 | JCVD | It's not hollywoodish |
| 3.1 | Mirrormask | Family/Fantasy, although I don't think many kids would appreciate it. It's like some LSD trip resembling Labyrinth a bit, the spanish one, not Bowie. the .1 is for the good music. |
| 2.5 | Madagascar | I'm sure the kids love it. |
| 3 | Wanted | Some sort of Matrix-like movie based on effects. |
| 2 | Resident Evil: Degeneration | Crap cartoon, barely any better CGI than the real-time generated cut-scenes in games. Unimaginative story with no moments of suspense. Also, Leon looked better in re4. |
| 4.2 | Get Smart | Fun action/agent, better than expected! |
| 3.5 | Tropic Thunder | Fun (b-?)comedy with 2 surprisingly good characters. |
| 3 | Dance of the Dead | Pretty fun comedy/zombie mix. More on the comedy side than zombie, but the comedy wasn't that great. |
| 3.3 | Dead Set "series" | Pretty generic zombie movie with high production standards. Zombie growling noises were pretty bad. Also quite annoying and unnecessary big brother stuff thanks to the theme. I have a feeling a fanedit of this movie might be better. |
| 2.5 | Star Wars: The Clone Wars | Animated cash cow. Not quite worth watching. |
| 2 | The Polar Express | Mediocre xmas-story for the ages 1-7 |
| 3 | Wall-E | A little slow but quite entertaining. |
| 3.5 | Hellboy 2 | Pretty fun but too much of a kids movie. ('kids' means simplified plot etc). Better than the first Hellboy movie iirc. |
| 4.5 | Batman: The Dark Knight | The same good stuff as in Batman Begins, but with better story (not so silly plot) and no stupid Liam Neeson. |
| 3 | Narnia 2: Prince Caspian | Book 2 filmatized. Weaker than the first movie. Two major copied events from LOTR, or was it the other way around? Can't name which without spoiling. |
| 3 | Forgetting Sarah Marshall | Quite fun and entertaining for the moment. But I bet most people watch it for Kristen Bell and Russel Brand, I know I did. |
| 3.3 | Indiana Jones 4 - Kingdom of the Crystal Skull | Not as bad as everyone else claims, but worse than the previous movies. Too much over-the-top things, crappy cgi and just unnecessary disney-like things. |
| 3.1 | Horton Hears a Who! | Jim Carrey and Steve Carrel make this movie worth seeing, but the rest of the movie and story is rather lame. |
| 3 | Kung-fu Panda | I expected more... |
| 3.5 | Iron Man 1 | Fun super-hero movie. Half the goodness was thanks to Robert Downey Jr. (has post-credits story) |
| 3.5 | The Incredible Hulk (2008) | Fun super-hero movie. |
| 3.5 | The Lost Boys | Fun 80's teenage horror. |
| 3 | The Girl Who Leapt Through Time | |
| 2.9 | The Fountain | Passes the time, slowly, but didn't deliver much. |
| 3.5 | National Treasure (1) | |
| 4 | Death Note: The Last Name (2) | |
| 3 | Death Note (1) | |
| 3 | Bloodrayne | Surprisingly good compared to the imdb score and Uwe Boll reputation. Crappy voice acting even from otherwise good actors. |
| 4 | Hitman | Very similar to the Bourne movies but with a clearer and better story. A bit crap voice-over sometimes. |
| 3.3 | Starship Troopers 3: Marauder | Not too far from the quality of ST1, otherwise very similar. |
| 3 | Hancock | Pretty entertaining, weak story, with the bad actor Will Smith. |
| 2.5 | Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium | Very few good things in this movie over what you would expect from a generic kids' movies. Lacks depth even for it's target audience, 5 year olds. |
| 3 | Sweeney Todd | Too little story stretched out into a musical. At least it is Tim Burton-ish style. |
| 3.5 | Doomsday | 80% Mad Max / 20% 28 Days Later. Too much mad max craziness for my taste. |
| 3.3 | The Mutant Chronicles | Like a modern version of Dolph Lundgren in Dark Angel from the 80's. Is the movie stylish or actually a b-movie? |
| 3.5 | Lady in the Water | Different kind of fantasy fairy tale. |
| 3.5 | Semi-Pro | "Everybody panic! Oh my God, there's a bear loose in the coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat! Cover your sodas! Dewie loves sugar!" |
| 4 | Dan in Real Life | Excellently written story and superbly directed movie about love and the misery of not getting it. |
| 4.2 | Indiana Jones 1: Raiders of the Lost Ark | Nice goofy action. Too repetetive soundtrack (lazy John Williams. |
| 3.5 | I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry | Fun comedy with millions of gay jokes. |
| 3 | The Eye | Mediocre horror which should have left out the jump-tactics tried from suddenly high sound effects, it's cheap. |
| 3 | Shrek 3 | More of the same, or should I say - less. |
| 3 | The Spiderwick Chronicles | Most similar other movie would be Bridge over Terabithia, same target audience age probably. Nice short 90min-movie. Strange things about it though: 1) Why not an extra actor for the boys? 2) This is apparently based on 5 books. It seemed to have the story from one. |
| 3.1 | Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy | Time-passing comedy with lack of big laughs. Nice set of actors but lacking script. |
| 4 | Juno | Real life-like with great writing. Although not a complex story, it still keeps you there. |
| 3.5 | The Machine Girl | Cliché jap splatter/action/school girl. |
| 4 | Shoot Em Up | The perfect 4.0 action movie with Clive Owen. It's so over-clichéed you'll like it. |
| 3.8 | Diary of the Dead | Entertaining with nice gore but not much scare. Too many flashbacks. The cam/docu-style shooting doesn't add much to the movie, at least it isn't as shaky as in Cloverfield or [rec]. |
| 2.5 | Before the Devil knows you're dead | Way too long and the same scenes over and over from different persons' views doesn't add anything. |
| 3.3 | We Own The Night | Average cop/gangster movie. |
| 3.5 | Botched | Not your average predictable Comedy | Crime | Horror | Thriller. |
| 4 | [rec] | Faked handy-cam handled better than in Cloverfield. Much more realistic acting than any other documentary-style movie. A refreshing 25hz instead of the standard 24hz. |
| 3 | Day of the Dead 2008 | Passable as average zombie flick, however the zombies have some strange new abilities and it is far from the original story. |
| 2.5 | Deliverence | 10mins of story. |
| 4.2 | Blades of Glory | Great comedy with Will Ferell and Jenna Fischer. |
| 3.8 | Chasing Amy | Well made movie about jealousy. Quite disturbing. Nowhere near the comedy level of other Kevin Smith movies. |
| 4 | Jay and Silent Bob strikes back. | Good. Suffers a bit from long-movie-syndrome. Comedy != 2h. |
| 4 | Dogma | Religion is fun. |
| 4.9 | Clerks 2 | Very similar to the first one but better. Could've done without a specific scene though. |
| 3 | Cloverfield | Shaky cam gets old after about 2 minutes. Lacks story. At least it has monsters. |
| 4 | Clerks | It's black and white, got great dialogue and doesn't afraid of anything. |
| 4 | Little Miss Sunshine | Great movie, especially if you like the genre. |
| 2 | Children shouldn't play with dead things | A terrible movie, had a laugh or two (kinda), but just below worth watching. |
| 2 | War of the worlds - Scientology Edition | Tom Cruise is actually pretty okay in this one. Some great effects and terror atmosphere. The story is just shit though and Spielberg ruins it even more. Man what a stupid ending! Watch it for some cool CGI, no other reason |
| 5 | Total recall | One of my all time favorite movies. This is what Arnold should do, kick some alien arse, not govern a mad state. |
| 4,5,3 | Terminator 1, 2, 3 | So I think I watched T2 first which then set the standard. It rocks in most ways. Seeing part 1 after that, which is basically the same movie but crappier kindof ruins the pleasure, worth watching anyways. Part 3 was just moneywhoring by our governator, but must be seen since its an Arnold/Terminator movie. |
| 3,1,- | Matrix 1, 2, 3 | First part had some then-cool effects and hints of a good story to unwrap. The movie just gayed out in the end and had ubercrap one-liners. Please Keanu, make another Bill and Ted movie instead! Part 2 of this franchise whoring was just slow-motion fighting scenes that could make any fanboy fall asleep. I cant remember shit from seeing it. Part 3, are you still reading? I didn't even bother watching this part. |
| 3 | Lord of the rings 1, 2, 3 | Uninvolving story, mediocre visuals, far too long. The ticket/dvd buyers/fans get raped by the second edition releases of even longer cuts. |
| 4 | Lemony snicket | Jim Carrey rocks! The movie is beautifully made. Easy kiddie story. A few fun things and all. I enjoyed it even though I hadn't read the books or barely heard of them. Watch it with your kids! |
| 3 | Star Trek 7 - Generations | An average trek movie, some silly parts, some good parts. The first movie with the TNG crew. |
| 4 | Star Trek 8 - First Contact | The best trek movie so far, at least if you're into the Borg. |
| 5 | Torsk på tallin | Accurate, perfectionist, right on master piece. |
| 3 | Star Trek 9 - Insurrection | It's like an average tv ep... |
| 4 | Artificial Intelligence | Great movie in many ways, but some silly parts and a flipped out ending I can't decide upon if it's unnecessary or just plain stupid by Spielberg. |
| 3 | Friday the 13th 1-9 | All pretty much the same. Classical virgin-who-aint-showing-boobs-will-survive genre. Still a classic. |
| 3 | Nightmare on Elm Street | Effective if you easily get nightmares. |
| 4 | Austin Powers 1-3 | All the same but still great fun. |
| 1 | Star Wars 1-3 | All extremely crap. 1: CGI, Jar-Jar. 2: More CGI, no acting. Pure uninspiring action. 3: Worst acting ever. Zero-surprise story if you have seen ep4, and if you haven't, don't bother at all. 1/5 on all. |
| 4 | Star Wars 4-6 | Cheesy epic fantasy, not to be confused with sci-fi just cause it's in space. Must-see since you'll seem silly if you havent. |
| 5 | Alien 1-4 | My all time favorite movies. Superb atmosphere, creativity, action, fantasy and design. Part 1 is the slow creepy horror kind, 2 is full-on action, 3 is darker and a little creepy, 4 is futuristic and a little stupid flipped out. They're all must-sees. |
| 5,4 | Airplane 1,2 | Superb classic comedy with heroes before they sold their souls, such as Leslie Nielsen, O.J. Simpson and William Shatner. |
| 5,3 | Predator 1,2 | What do you get when you combine Arnold at his best and cool Alien-like monsters? Yes! Too bad the followup isn't with Arnold too, but some other stupid guy. |
| 4,2,2 | Jurassic Park 1-3 | Yeah well so this was pretty cool when it came since CGI was all new and that, I just missed the FPS counter in the corner. Of course, they had to sell their souls and make more parts to make more money. part 2 and 3 are just more of the same, and when it's not anything new, it's just stupid. |
| 4,2,2 | Scream 1-3 | I was sceptic before watching this since I expected a crap ripoff of other movies, but it was pretty good and surprising. The other parts were just repeats though. |
| 3,1,1 | Scary Movie 1-3 | Errr, iirc part 1 was a bit funny but the others just crap trying to use the same name... |
| 3 | Monty Python - Search for the Holy Grail | A classic you can't miss. |
| 3 | Monty Python - Life of Brian | Can't remember, but it was probably good. |
| 4 | Monty Python - Meaning of Life | Another classic. |
| 2 | Monty Python - Live at the Hollywood Bowl 1982 | Some reunion thing, a little new, a little old. Fun but barely worth the time. |
| 4,2,2,3.5 | Die Hard 1,2,3,4 | In a time when Bruce Willis still was pretty new and simple action worked, this worked fine. Not sure why they made followups, but hey ho, cant remember them. 4, 2, 2 or something but then the fourth part came and worked in an 80's kind of way, fun cheesy action. |
| 4.5,4,4 | Mission Impossible 1,2,3 | Well shot, well made action. I expected far less! part two got a little stupid with all those masks, but hey, still some fun action in there... |
| 4,3,2,2,4 | Planet of the Apes 1-4 + 2000 | Classics and silly followups. The remake with Mark Wahlberg was quite different and still good. |
| 3 | Grinch, The | Carrey is pretty good. Silly story, some laugh, mostly kiddie. |
| 3 | Pi | Fucked up story. If you're in mood for it, then it's quite okay. |
| 4 | Being John Malkovich | Different, fantasy. |
| 2 | Stigmata | Something about jesus crap and wannabe-horror. |
| 4 | Galaxy Quest | Comedy playing with star trek and star wars, pretty fun. |
| 4 | Usual Suspects, The | You did't expect that now, did ya. |
| 4 | Eddie Murphy - Raw | Stand-up with Eddie. Very good, don't watch with gf! |
| 3 | Cell, The | Flipped out story, bad acting, cool effects (at the time). |
| 4,3 | Shrek 1,2 | Fun, entertaining. part 2 is just more of the same but years later. |
| 4 | Truman Show, The | Masterpiece with Jim Carrey. |
| 4 | Spaceballs | Classic Mel Brooks. |
| 1 | Evolution | Haha, David Duchovny tries the movie industry after doing X-Files, yeah right. Worst "Sci-Fi"-comedy ever. |
| 4 | Me, Myself and Irene | Fun with Carrey again. |
| 2 | Lord of the Rings - Animation | Ehm, okay, so it started out pretty engaging but totally lost it down the drain. |
| 4 | Night of the Living dead 1968, 30th anniversary edition | Super classic, must-see. The 30th anniversary ed. throws in some new footage which doesn't really fit in there but it doesn't really ruin it either. |
| 3 | Road Trip | Fun low budget, under the belt humor. |
| 4,2 | Meet the Parents 1-2 | Hilarious comedy. Don't bother with part 2, it's just trying too much. |
| 4 | Clockwork Orange, A | A classic must-see. Violent and society-cricital. |
| 3 | O Brother Where Art Thou? | Pretty fun iirc, but cant remember it. |
| 3 | Office Space | Some hilarious and classic scenes. |
| 4 | High Fidelity | Great Cusack! Grown-up stuff. |
| 4 | Dumb and Dumber | Carrey goes poop-humor. |
| 4,3.5 | Ace Ventura 1: Pet Detective, 2: When Nature Calls | The first big Carrey movie. Follow-up wasnt really wanted but still fun. |
| 4 | Braindead | Slasher gore genre which that silly Peter Jackson should have stuck to. |
| 3 | Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels | errr, drinking and drugs? |
| 3,2 | Mummy, The, 1-2 | Wiee, epic CGI monsters. |
| 4 | Goodfellas | Mafia with good acting. |
| 5 | Sleepy Hollow | Superb atmosphere, great acting. It's all superbly beautifully done, real Tim Burton style. |
| 3 | Running Man, The | Old-school fun action with Arnold. Lot's of fun one-liners. |
| 4 | Starship Troopers | Yes, I know what you think, but it IS satire. |
| 1 | Ninja Scroll | Badly drawn animated rape fest. |
| 5 | Ghost in the Shell | Best sci-fi anime I've seen. And I'm not an anime fanboy. |
| 3 | Nightmare Before Christmas, A | Well made, but musical. |
| 4 | Flatliners | Classic? First encounter with Kevin Bacon. |
| 2 | Trekkies | Ehm, pathetic... why did I watch it? oh dear... |
| 4 | Groundhog Day | Great classic with Bill Murray, I can watch it again and again (and again). |
| 1 | Fantasia 1940 | They put lots of time into drawing all this, go disney. |
| 4 | UHF | Classic with Weird Al Yankovich. Notice Kramer from Seinfeld in it. |
| 5 | Memento | Movie of the year. |
| 4 | 6th Day, The | Feels like it's low budget, but isn't of course. Scifi action with Arnold, oh yeah. |
| 5 | Shawshank Redemption, The | Masterpiece for the emotional if youre in that mood. |
| 4 | K-Pax | On the edge between good and over-done, still pretty nice. |
| 4 | Leon | Another classic by Luc Besson. |
| 3 | Abyss | Pretty good at that time |
| 3 | Strange Days | iirc, it was good scifi. |
| 4,3 | Hot Shots 1,2 | Lots of cheap fun. |
| 4 | Monsters Inc. | Fun, but theyve almost gone too far in trying. |
| 2 | Crash (kronenberg) | Fucked up. |
| 3 | Requiem for a Dream | Flipped out but watchable. |
| 4 | Oceans 11 | Fun dialogue and entertaining story. |
| 3 | Oceans 12 | A little fun, but has a big (bad) WTF-moment. |
| 3 | Oceans 13 | Nothing new, but watchable |
| 3 | Three Amigos | Classic comedy. |
| 4,2 | Bill and Teds 1: Excellent Adventure 2: Bogus Journey | The one good performance by Keanu Reeves. Good low-budget humor, expect little, have lots of fun. Bring drinks. Dont bother with part 2. |
| 5 | Kiss kiss bang bang | Comedy/Detective with excellent jokes, tension and feeling. I liked it bad-ly... |
| 3 | Lost in translation | An okay laid back movie. Don't expect anything and it'll be okay. |
| 3 | Broken flowers | An okay laid back movie. Don't expect anything and it'll be okay. |
| 4 | Dead and breakfast | Pretty good slasher/comedy. |
| 3 | Gore whore | Mildly amusing, a movie you fall asleep to. Some unprovoced female nakedness. |
| 5,5 | Night watch 1 & 2 (Day watch) | Great russian vampire movies. Excellent effects, odd story, great characters. |
| 3 | Wallander - Mastermind | Standard crime/suspense with swedish "quality". |
| 3 | Flightplan | If you don't mind Jodie Foster, this is a pretty good psychic thriller. With some good ideas but turning into basic action, it can't go higher than 3 |
| 4 | The chronicles of Narnia | A bunch of posh kids have a sunday afternoon adventure and then tea. In many ways a better movie than Lord of the rings if you can ignore the religious tones. A kiddie movie. |
| 2 | Capote | Can you spell Oscar-whoring hour too long lullaby? As if that wasn't enough, I couldn't stand Capote's gay voice and superficial behaviour. I don't know if this movie would've been more interesting if you'd have more knowledge beforehand about Capote or interest in his prior works, but I highly doubt it. I might've given it a 3/5 if it'd been 80mins tops. |
| 3 | Ghost in the shell 2 | Pretty good effects, fucked up story. Many eps in s1 are better storywise. |
| 5 | The breakfast club | 80's drama at it's best! Want a young, touching (girlie?) movie? |
| 2 | 1984 | Post-war fascist big-brother state. Too slow and too little. Maybe it had more to say when it first came in 1984, but now there really wasn't anything new to it. |
| 4 | Fun with Dick and Jane | Nothing wow about it, but works well and is entertaining throughout the whole movie. |
| 4 | Shadow: Dead riot | Fun zombie / women's prison movie with pretty bad acting. |
| 4 | Evil aliens | Fun alien/zombie/splatter flick with crap actors. |
| 3 | Loose Change 9/11 | Kindof like Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 911. I think this is a homemade video, so given that and the contents, I'd say 3/5, perhaps more for the content itself... |
| 5 | Shaolin soccer | Great comedy. Watch it with original chinese audio as the english dub seems crap. |
| 4 | Zombie honeymoon | Genre: Doomed love / drama. Nice reflection of life with a zombie boyfriend. |
| 2 | Grindhouse, aka Planet Terror + Death Proof | We've seen it all before, nothing new and nothing spectacular. Tarantino just goes with the movie-cookbook recipes he has already used up. |
| 5 | Shaun of the Dead | This is what movies should be, comedy + zombies. |
| 3 | Harsh Times | Disturbing and uncomfortable to watch, probably means it's well made. Follows Christian Bale as psychotic ghetto small criminal. |
| 4 | Batman Begins | Much better than the old movies. Too bad Liam Neeson sucks and the big villain plot is silly. |
| 3,3,3 | Final Destination 1,2,3 | The 3 movies are almost identical but enjoyable. Simple quite mindless fun horror. |
| 4 | Bruce Almighty | Jim Carrey. |
| 2 | Evan Almighty ("Bruce Almighty 2") | Terrible story with stupid cgi animals making silly things. Steve Carell did the best he could, but the rest of the movie is just crap. |
| 3.5, 3.5, 3.5 | Cube 1,2,0 | Fun horror/sci-fi. |
| 4 | Severance | Fun and witty horror in the woods. |
| 4 | Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind | Jim Carrey can act serious. |
| 5 | Dr Horrible's Sing-along Blog | A true masterpiece musical. |
| 3 | The Good Shepherd | Slow |
| 3 | The Descent | Scary but flips out half way thru. |
| 4 | Fido | Zombie comedy. |
| 3 | Bourne 1-3 | Action |
| 3 | Minority Report | tom cruise sci-fi |
| 2 | Team America: World Police | no fun jokes packaged badly |
| 2.5 | The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou | for high people |
| 2 | House of 1000 Corpses (2003) | Torture, killing, and other shocking effects. |
| 4 | Talking Funny | |