| 2.9 | Død Snø | Standard zombie story, a few new splatter tricks but no laughs. Beautiful norweigan landscape though. |
| 2 | Bruno | Shit |
| 3 | Avatar | Typical disney cartoon with predictable story. Adding a few new geektoys doesn't make a new story. Because of all the hype I expected amazing CGI, but it was all average and always obviuos. The story would've fit in a movie half the length. Watch it to pass the time, slowly. As always, these movies have stupidly boring Enya-like generic whining music. Moral: you never go full avatard! |
| 3 | Sherlock Holmes | Braindead action movie with karate Holmes. Cheap CGI. |
| 2.5 | 2012 | Boring predictable CGI-fest. |
| 4 | Capitalism: A Love Story | Typical Michael Moore movie. Good content and intentions, but hard to know how exact the facts are. |
| 3.5 | The International | Enjoyable Clive Owen action and story, except the non-hollywood ending. |
| 3.2 | Zombieland | Yawntastic Hollywood kisses its own butt. Thankfully it is short. .1 for zombies and another .1 for some joke i can't remember. |
| 3.5 | Tomb Raider 1 & 2 | Mindless action filled with crap clichés and unneccessary choices just to give us cool visuals. Also: smashing bugger. |
| 4 | The Boondock Saints | Fun mafia/crime/action/comedy. |
| 3 | Coraline | Obvious moral but otherwise cute drugged experience. |
| 4 | Moon | Good but depressing sci-fi. |
| 4.2 | Terminator 4: Salvation | Lovely return of the terminators. They did this well without Arnold, almost :/ |
| 4 | District 9 | Sci-fi not taking place in USA, and it's not just braindead action. |
| 3 | Up | Pretty fun Disney cartoon. |
| 3.3 | Transformers 1+2 | Mindless action movie for kids. |
| 3.5 | Idiocracy | A glimpse of USA a couple of years from now, or are they already there? A couple of good laughs and a nice apocalyptically painted future. |
| 5 | Star Trek 11 (2009) | Brilliant action from start to end. Not very trekish, but still plays in that universe. Hopefully this will appeal to a wider audience and we can get more and deeper movies after this one, a new series would be nice too. |
| 3.5 | X-Men Origins: Wolverine | Fun fantasy action, but like with the other x-men movies, they throw in a bunch of mutants with random powers which just makes it confusing. When anyone suddenly can do anything, there's not much cleverness needed by the writers. "oh they need to get through a wall, throw in a guy with super laser beams from his eyes" |
| 2.5 | Bolt | Predictable Disney cartoon. |
| 3 | My name is Bruce | Bruce Campbell in Evil Dead-ish like acting, but blander. |
| 2 | You're Welcome, America - A Final Night With George W Bush | Will Ferrell stand-up comedy. Some fun, but not enough. |
| 3 | Race to witch mountain | Car chase with The Rock. Disney-style kids. |
| 3 | Bedtime Stories | Adam Sandler style Disney-restricted comedy. |
| 3 | Ghost Town | Ricky Gervais in a pretty dark comedy. |
| 4 | The 90's, Ett Försvarstal | 1h45m känns som 30min när Schyffert håller en monolog på scen. Lysande framförande och jag känner igen allt han pratar om, jag antar att det är pga min ålder. |
| 3.5 | Yes Man | A mix of Liar Liar and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. |
| 3.5 | How to Lose Friends and Alienate People | Part fun, part cringy. Displaying what probably is true in the high-class New York. The movie needn't be very ironic or go over the edge, cause reality there is already that horrible. |
| 3 | 007 Quantum of Solace | Worst Bond film ever. Complete lack of smart story and cool gadgets (ms surface?). Big explosions just cause we need to have some? No brilliant evil plot. The ending was an anti-climax, I honestly thought the movie still had an hour or so to go, and suddenly the whole thing |
| 3.5 | Napoleon Dynamite | Rednecks stuck in the 80's doing things that will make you cringe. |
| 3.5 | JCVD | It's not hollywoodish |
| 3.1 | Mirrormask | Family/Fantasy, although I don't think many kids would appreciate it. It's like some LSD trip resembling Labyrinth a bit, the spanish one, not Bowie. the .1 is for the good music. |
| 2.5 | Madagascar | I'm sure the kids love it. |
| 3 | Wanted | Some sort of Matrix-like movie based on effects. |
| 2 | Resident Evil: Degeneration | Crap cartoon, barely any better CGI than the real-time generated cut-scenes in games. Unimaginative story with no moments of suspense. Also, Leon looked better in re4. |
| 4.2 | Get Smart | Fun action/agent, better than expected! |
| 3.5 | Tropic Thunder | Fun (b-?)comedy with 2 surprisingly good characters. |
| 3 | Dance of the Dead | Pretty fun comedy/zombie mix. More on the comedy side than zombie, but the comedy wasn't that great. |
| 3.3 | Dead Set "series" | Pretty generic zombie movie with high production standards. Zombie growling noises were pretty bad. Also quite annoying and unneccessary big brother stuff thanks to the theme. I have a feeling a fanedit of this movie might be better. |
| 2.5 | Star Wars: The Clone Wars | Animated cash cow. Not quite worth watching. |
| 2 | The Polar Express | Mediocre xmas-story for the ages 1-7 |
| 3 | Wall-E | A little slow but quite entertaining. |
| 3.5 | Hellboy 2 | Pretty fun but too much of a kids movie. ('kids' means simplified plot etc). Better than the first Hellboy movie iirc. |
| 4.5 | Batman: The Dark Knight | The same good stuff as in Batman Begins, but with better story (not so silly plot) and no stupid Liam Neeson. |
| 3 | Narnia 2: Prince Caspian | Book 2 filmatized. Weaker than the first movie. Two major copied events from LOTR, or was it the other way around? Can't name which without spoiling. |
| 3 | Forgetting Sarah Marshall | Quite fun and entertaining for the moment. But I bet most people watch it for Kristen Bell and Russel Brand, I know I did. |
| 3.3 | Indiana Jones 4 - Kingdom of the Crystal Skull | Not as bad as everyone else claims, but worse than the previous movies. Too much over-the-top things, crappy cgi and just unnecessary disney-like things. |
| 3.1 | Horton Hears a Who! | Jim Carrey and Steve Carrel make this movie worth seeing, but the rest of the movie and story is rather lame. |
| 3 | Kung-fu Panda | I expected more... |
| 3.5 | Iron Man | Fun super-hero movie. Half the goodness was thanks to Robert Downey Jr. |
| 3.5 | The Incredible Hulk (2008) | Fun super-hero movie. |
| 3.5 | The Lost Boys | Fun 80's teenage horror. |
| 3 | The Girl Who Leapt Through Time | |
| 2.9 | The Fountain | Passes the time, slowly, but didn't deliver much. |
| 3.5 | National Treasure (1) | |
| 4 | Death Note: The Last Name (2) | |
| 3 | Death Note (1) | |
| 3 | Bloodrayne | Surprisingly good compared to the imdb score and Uwe Boll reputation. Crappy voice acting even from otherwise good actors. |
| 4 | Hitman | Very similar to the Bourne movies but with a clearer and better story. A bit crap voice-over sometimes. |
| 3.3 | Starship Troopers 3: Marauder | Not too far from the quality of ST1, otherwise very similar. |
| 3 | Hancock | Pretty entertaining, weak story, with the bad actor Will Smith. |
| 2.5 | Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium | Very few good things in this movie over what you would expect from a generic kids' movies. Lacks depth even for it's target audience, 5 year olds. |
| 3 | Sweeney Todd | Too little story stretched out into a musical. At least it is Tim Burton-ish style. |
| 3.5 | Doomsday | 80% Mad Max / 20% 28 Days Later. Too much mad max craziness for my taste. |
| 3.3 | The Mutant Chronicles | Like a modern version of Dolph Lundgren in Dark Angel from the 80's. Is the movie stylish or actually a b-movie? |
| 3.5 | Lady in the Water | Different kind of fantasy fairy tale. |
| 3.5 | Semi-Pro | "Everybody panic! Oh my God, there's a bear loose in the coliseum! There will be no refunds! Your refund will be escaping this deathtrap with your life! If you have a small child, use it as a shield! They love the tender meat! Cover your sodas! Dewie loves sugar!" |
| 4 | Dan in Real Life | Excellently written story and superbly directed movie about love and the misery of not getting it. |
| 4.2 | Indiana Jones 1: Raiders of the Lost Ark | Nice goofy action. Too repetetive soundtrack (lazy John Williams. |
| 3.5 | I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry | Fun comedy with millions of gay jokes. |
| 3 | The Eye | Mediocre horror which should have left out the jump-tactics tried from suddenly high sound effects, it's cheap. |
| 3 | Shrek 3 | More of the same, or should I say - less. |
| 3 | The Spiderwick Chronicles | Most similar other movie would be Bridge over Terabithia, same target audience age probably. Nice short 90min-movie. Strange things about it though: 1) Why not an extra actor for the boys? 2) This is apparently based on 5 books. It seemed to have the story from one. |
| 3.1 | Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy | Time-passing comedy with lack of big laughs. Nice set of actors but lacking script. |
| 4 | Juno | Real life-like with great writing. Although not a complex story, it still keeps you there. |
| 3.5 | The Machine Girl | Cliché jap splatter/action/school girl. |
| 4 | Shoot Em Up | The perfect 4.0 action movie with Clive Owen. It's so over-clichéed you'll like it. |
| 3.8 | Diary of the Dead | Entertaining with nice gore but not much scare. Too many flashbacks. The cam/docu-style shooting doesn't add much to the movie, at least it isn't as shaky as in Cloverfield or [rec]. |
| 2.5 | Before the Devil knows you're dead | Way too long and the same scenes over and over from different persons' views doesn't add anything. |
| 3.3 | We Own The Night | Average cop/gangster movie. |
| 3.5 | Botched | Not your average predictable Comedy | Crime | Horror | Thriller. |
| 4 | [rec] | Faked handy-cam handled better than in Cloverfield. Much more realistic acting than any other documentary-style movie. A refreshing 25hz instead of the standard 24hz. |
| 3 | Day of the Dead 2008 | Passable as average zombie flick, however the zombies have some strange new abilities and it is far from the original story. |
| 2.5 | Deliverence | 10mins of story. |
| 4.2 | Blades of Glory | Great comedy with Will Ferell and Jenna Fischer. |
| 3.8 | Chasing Amy | Well made movie about jealousy. Quite disturbing. Nowhere near the comedy level of other Kevin Smith movies. |
| 4 | Jay and Silent Bob strikes back. | Good. Suffers a bit from long-movie-syndrome. Comedy != 2h. |
| 4 | Dogma | Religion is fun. |
| 4.9 | Clerks 2 | Very similar to the first one but better. Could've done without a specific scene though. |
| 3 | Cloverfield | Shaky cam gets old after about 2 minutes. Lacks story. At least it has monsters. |
| 4 | Clerks | It's black and white, got great dialogue and doesn't afraid of anything. |
| 4 | Little Miss Sunshine | Great movie, especially if you like the genre. |
| 2 | Children shouldn't play with dead things | A terrible movie, had a laugh or two (kinda), but just below worth watching. |
| 2 | War of the worlds - Scientology Edition | Tom Cruise is actually pretty okay in this one. Some great effects and terror atmosphere. The story is just shit though and Spielberg ruins it even more. Man what a stupid ending! Watch it for some cool CGI, no other reason |
| 5 | Total recall | One of my all time favorite movies. This is what Arnold should do, kick some alien arse, not govern a mad state. |
| 4,5,3 | Terminator 1, 2, 3 | So I think I watched T2 first which then set the standard. It rocks in most ways. Seeing part 1 after that, which is basically the same movie but crappier kindof ruins the pleasure, worth watching anyways. Part 3 was just moneywhoring by our governator, but must be seen since its an Arnold/Terminator movie. |
| 3,1,- | Matrix 1, 2, 3 | First part had some then-cool effects and hints of a good story to unwrap. The movie just gayed out in the end and had ubercrap one-liners. Please Keanu, make another Bill and Ted movie instead! Part 2 of this franchise whoring was just slow-motion fighting scenes that could make any fanboy fall asleep. I cant remember shit from seeing it. Part 3, are you still reading? I didn't even bother watching this part. |
| 3 | Lord of the rings 1, 2, 3 | Uninvolving story, mediocre visuals, far too long. The ticket/dvd buyers/fans get raped by the second edition releases of even longer cuts. |
| 4 | Lemony snicket | Jim Carrey rocks! The movie is beautifully made. Easy kiddie story. A few fun things and all. I enjoyed it even though I hadn't read the books or barely heard of them. Watch it with your kids! |
| 3 | Star Trek 7 - Generations | An average trek movie, some silly parts, some good parts. The first movie with the TNG crew. |
| 4 | Star Trek 8 - First Contact | The best trek movie so far, at least if you're into the Borg. |
| 5 | Torsk på tallin | Accurate, perfectionist, right on master piece. |
| 3 | Star Trek 9 - Insurrection | It's like an average tv ep... |
| 4 | Artificial Intelligence | Great movie in many ways, but some silly parts and a flipped out ending I can't decide upon if it's unnecessary or just plain stupid by Spielberg. |
| 3 | Friday the 13th 1-9 | All pretty much the same. Classical virgin-who-aint-showing-boobs-will-survive genre. Still a classic. |
| 3 | Nightmare on Elm Street | Effective if you easily get nightmares. |
| 4 | Austin Powers 1-3 | All the same but still great fun. |
| 1 | Star Wars 1-3 | All extremely crap. 1: CGI, Jar-Jar. 2: More CGI, no acting. Pure uninspiring action. 3: Worst acting ever. Zero-surprise story if you have seen ep4, and if you haven't, don't bother at all. 1/5 on all. |
| 4 | Star Wars 4-6 | Cheesy epic fantasy, not to be confused with sci-fi just cause it's in space. Must-see since you'll seem silly if you havent. |
| 5 | Alien 1-4 | My all time favorite movies. Superb atmosphere, creativity, action, fantasy and design. Part 1 is the slow creepy horror kind, 2 is full-on action, 3 is darker and a little creepy, 4 is futuristic and a little stupid flipped out. They're all must-sees. |
| 5,4 | Airplane 1,2 | Superb classic comedy with heroes before they sold their souls, such as Leslie Nielsen, O.J. Simpson and William Shatner. |
| 5,3 | Predator 1,2 | What do you get when you combine Arnold at his best and cool Alien-like monsters? Yes! Too bad the followup isn't with Arnold too, but some other stupid guy. |
| 4,2,2 | Jurassic Park 1-3 | Yeah well so this was pretty cool when it came since CGI was all new and that, I just missed the FPS counter in the corner. Of course, they had to sell their souls and make more parts to make more money. part 2 and 3 are just more of the same, and when it's not anything new, it's just stupid. |
| 4,2,2 | Scream 1-3 | I was sceptic before watching this since I expected a crap ripoff of other movies, but it was pretty good and surprising. The other parts were just repeats though. |
| 3,1,1 | Scary Movie 1-3 | Errr, iirc part 1 was a bit funny but the others just crap trying to use the same name... |
| 3 | Monty Python - Search for the Holy Grail | A classic you can't miss. |
| 3 | Monty Python - Life of Brian | Can't remember, but it was probably good. |
| 4 | Monty Python - Meaning of Life | Another classic. |
| 2 | Monty Python - Live at the Hollywood Bowl 1982 | Some reunion thing, a little new, a little old. Fun but barely worth the time. |
| 4,2,2,3.5 | Die Hard 1,2,3,4 | In a time when Bruce Willis still was pretty new and simple action worked, this worked fine. Not sure why they made followups, but hey ho, cant remember them. 4, 2, 2 or something but then the fourth part came and worked in an 80's kind of way, fun cheesy action. |
| 4.5,4,4 | Mission Impossible 1,2,3 | Well shot, well made action. I expected far less! part two got a little stupid with all those masks, but hey, still some fun action in there... |
| 4,3,2,2,4 | Planet of the Apes 1-4 + 2000 | Classics and silly followups. The remake with Mark Wahlberg was quite different and still good. |
| 3 | Grinch, The | Carrey is pretty good. Silly story, some laugh, mostly kiddie. |
| 3 | Pi | Fucked up story. If you're in mood for it, then it's quite okay. |
| 4 | Being John Malkovich | Different, fantasy. |
| 2 | Stigmata | Something about jesus crap and wannabe-horror. |
| 4 | Galaxy Quest | Comedy playing with star trek and star wars, pretty fun. |
| 4 | Usual Suspects, The | You did't expect that now, did ya. |
| 4 | Eddie Murphy - Raw | Stand-up with Eddie. Very good, don't watch with gf! |
| 3 | Cell, The | Flipped out story, bad acting, cool effects (at the time). |
| 4,3 | Shrek 1,2 | Fun, entertaining. part 2 is just more of the same but years later. |
| 4 | Truman Show, The | Masterpiece with Jim Carrey. |
| 4 | Spaceballs | Classic Mel Brooks. |
| 1 | Evolution | Haha, David Duchovny tries the movie industry after doing X-Files, yeah right. Worst "Sci-Fi"-comedy ever. |
| 4 | Me, Myself and Irene | Fun with Carrey again. |
| 2 | Lord of the Rings - Animation | Ehm, okay, so it started out pretty engaging but totally lost it down the drain. |
| 4 | Night of the Living dead 1968, 30th anniversary edition | Super classic, must-see. The 30th anniversary ed. throws in some new footage which doesn't really fit in there but it doesn't really ruin it either. |
| 3 | Road Trip | Fun low budget, under the belt humor. |
| 4,2 | Meet the Parents 1-2 | Hilarious comedy. Don't bother with part 2, it's just trying too much. |
| 4 | Clockwork Orange, A | A classic must-see. Violent and society-cricital. |
| 3 | O Brother Where Art Thou? | Pretty fun iirc, but cant remember it. |
| 3 | Office Space | Some hilarious and classic scenes. |
| 4 | High Fidelity | Great Cusack! Grown-up stuff. |
| 4 | Dumb and Dumber | Carrey goes poop-humor. |
| 4,3.5 | Ace Ventura 1: Pet Detective, 2: When Nature Calls | The first big Carrey movie. Follow-up wasnt really wanted but still fun. |
| 4 | Braindead | Slasher gore genre which that silly Peter Jackson should have stuck to. |
| 3 | Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels | errr, drinking and drugs? |
| 3,2 | Mummy, The, 1-2 | Wiee, epic CGI monsters. |
| 4 | Goodfellas | Mafia with good acting. |
| 5 | Sleepy Hollow | Superb atmosphere, great acting. It's all superbly beautifully done, real Tim Burton style. |
| 3 | Running Man, The | Old-school fun action with Arnold. Lot's of fun one-liners. |
| 4 | Starship Troopers | Yes, I know what you think, but it IS satire. |
| 1 | Ninja Scroll | Badly drawn animated rape fest. |
| 5 | Ghost in the Shell | Best sci-fi anime I've seen. And I'm not an anime fanboy. |
| 3 | Nightmare Before Christmas, A | Well made, but musical. |
| 4 | Flatliners | Classic? First encounter with Kevin Bacon. |
| 2 | Trekkies | Ehm, pathetic... why did I watch it? oh dear... |
| 4 | Groundhog Day | Great classic with Bill Murray, I can watch it again and again (and again). |
| 1 | Fantasia 1940 | They put lots of time into drawing all this, go disney. |
| 4 | UHF | Classic with Weird Al Yankovich. Notice Kramer from Seinfeld in it. |
| 5 | Memento | Movie of the year. |
| 4 | 6th Day, The | Feels like it's low budget, but isn't of course. Scifi action with Arnold, oh yeah. |
| 5 | Shawshank Redemption, The | Masterpiece for the emotional if youre in that mood. |
| 4 | K-Pax | On the edge between good and over-done, still pretty nice. |
| 4 | Leon | Another classic by Luc Besson. |
| 3 | Abyss | Pretty good at that time |
| 3 | Strange Days | iirc, it was good scifi. |
| 4,3 | Hot Shots 1,2 | Lots of cheap fun. |
| 4 | Monsters Inc. | Fun, but theyve almost gone too far in trying. |
| 2 | Crash (kronenberg) | Fucked up. |
| 3 | Requiem for a Dream | Flipped out but watchable. |
| 4 | Oceans 11 | Fun dialogue and entertaining story. |
| 3 | Oceans 12 | A little fun, but has a big (bad) WTF-moment. |
| 3 | Oceans 13 | Nothing new, but watchable |
| 3 | Three Amigos | Classic comedy. |
| 4,2 | Bill and Teds 1: Excellent Adventure 2: Bogus Journey | The one good performance by Keanu Reeves. Good low-budget humor, expect little, have lots of fun. Bring drinks. Dont bother with part 2. |
| 5 | Kiss kiss bang bang | Comedy/Detective with excellent jokes, tension and feeling. I liked it bad-ly... |
| 3 | Lost in translation | An okay laid back movie. Don't expect anything and it'll be okay. |
| 3 | Broken flowers | An okay laid back movie. Don't expect anything and it'll be okay. |
| 4 | Dead and breakfast | Pretty good slasher/comedy. |
| 3 | Gore whore | Mildly amusing, a movie you fall asleep to. Some unprovoced female nakedness. |
| 5,5 | Night watch 1 & 2 (Day watch) | Great russian vampire movies. Excellent effects, odd story, great characters. |
| 3 | Wallander - Mastermind | Standard crime/suspense with swedish "quality". |
| 3 | Flightplan | If you don't mind Jodie Foster, this is a pretty good psychic thriller. With some good ideas but turning into basic action, it can't go higher than 3 |
| 4 | The chronicles of Narnia | A bunch of posh kids have a sunday afternoon adventure and then tea. In many ways a better movie than Lord of the rings if you can ignore the religious tones. A kiddie movie. |
| 2 | Capote | Can you spell Oscar-whoring hour too long lullaby? As if that wasn't enough, I couldn't stand Capote's gay voice and superficial behaviour. I don't know if this movie would've been more interesting if you'd have more knowledge beforehand about Capote or interest in his prior works, but I highly doubt it. I might've given it a 3/5 if it'd been 80mins tops. |
| 3 | Ghost in the shell 2 | Pretty good effects, fucked up story. Many eps in s1 are better storywise. |
| 5 | The breakfast club | 80's drama at it's best! Want a young, touching (girlie?) movie? |
| 2 | 1984 | Post-war fascist big-brother state. Too slow and too little. Maybe it had more to say when it first came in 1984, but now there really wasn't anything new to it. |
| 4 | Fun with Dick and Jane | Nothing wow about it, but works well and is entertaining throughout the whole movie. |
| 4 | Shadow: Dead riot | Fun zombie / women's prison movie with pretty bad acting. |
| 4 | Evil aliens | Fun alien/zombie/splatter flick with crap actors. |
| 3 | Loose Change 9/11 | Kindof like Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 911. I think this is a homemade video, so given that and the contents, I'd say 3/5, perhaps more for the content itself... |
| 5 | Shaolin soccer | Great comedy. Watch it with original chinese audio as the english dub seems crap. |
| 4 | Zombie honeymoon | Genre: Doomed love / drama. Nice reflection of life with a zombie boyfriend. |
| 2 | Grindhouse, aka Planet Terror + Death Proof | We've seen it all before, nothing new and nothing spectacular. Tarantino just goes with the movie-cookbook recipes he has already used up. |
| 5 | Shaun of the Dead | This is what movies should be, comedy + zombies. |
| 3 | Harsh Times | Disturbing and uncomfortable to watch, probably means it's well made. Follows Christian Bale as psychotic ghetto small criminal. |
| 4 | Batman Begins | Much better than the old movies. Too bad Liam Neeson sucks and the big villain plot is silly. |
| 3,3,3 | Final Destination 1,2,3 | The 3 movies are almost identical but enjoyable. Simple quite mindless fun horror. |
| 4 | Bruce Almighty | Jim Carrey. |
| 2 | Evan Almighty ("Bruce Almighty 2") | Terrible story with stupid cgi animals making silly things. Steve Carell did the best he could, but the rest of the movie is just crap. |
| 3.5, 3.5, 3.5 | Cube 1,2,0 | Fun horror/sci-fi. |
| 4 | Severance | Fun and witty horror in the woods. |
| 4 | Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind | Jim Carrey can act serious. |
| 5 | Dr Horrible's Sing-along Blog | A true masterpiece musical. |
| 3 | The Good Shepherd | Slow |